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Junior Class Prophecy
Earl Bruening
Gemisca Ayars
Francis Watson
Faye Feasel
Glenva Martin
Hazel Collins
Margaret Boast
Violet Parker
LaVonne Querry
Yavona Goble
Norma Roberts
Class Officers
Norma Roberts - President
Earl Bruening - Vice President
Gemisca Ayars - Reporter
LaVonne Querry - Secretary
Prophecy
The Junior Class of 32 is just like the salt in chicken stew. The flavor is lost without the salt and so our class is without fault.
There never was a class so fine, not since the class of 89.
Now in rhyme so mighty fine, I will try to tell you one at a time, how this class beats the class of 89.
The girls in the class of 89 were fat and pudgy and full of wine. The girls in the class or 32 are fair and lovely with eyes like the dew.
We have but one boy in the Junior Class and he is crazy over a sweet little lass. But any way this much I can say and we all should all give him a root and hurray because although he is as green as grass, he is the finest boy in the Junior Class.
Glenva Martin, it sure is a shame, that I should have to mention her name. She wears glasses and long hair and her eyes are hazel and her complexion fair. Her boy friend is Jim and some day I am sure, that we won't see Glenva anymore, for she is going to live on a farm in a little white house with a great big barn and around her door step some day will play, curly-headed Jimmie and bright eyed Faye.
Faye Feasel is the next to mention for I am sure that she deserves attention. She studies hard on her History and lessons that her amount of ignorance she might lessen. I have heard it rumored that her boyfriend is Bill and if this is so she will live in town and there will be no more boyfriends hanging around.
Hazel Collins is the red headed girl. She is the one who makes Jimmie jealous of Earl. She chews her gum and whispers to Happy, she certainly makes life short and snappy.
Gemisca is next so fair. She can sing just like a lark and likes to sit out doors and spark. She is going to sing on the stage and her name on Broadway will be all the rage, but her real name will be “Madam Geme” de Ayr instead of the handle she used to ware.
Margaret Boast is a sweet as a flower, she sits and studies by the hour. Her hair is golden, her eyes are blue and Spearmint gum she loves to chew. She's going to be a dress designer. I'm sure there couldn't be anything finer. She'll sit and sew on garments so swell and I think she'll be able to make them quite well.
Violet Parker will be the next to benefit by my hasty sketch. She wears her glasses and her permanent well but for the boys she has also fell. Emery John is her pick but she'll have to rustle and get him quick because he's found another her name --- not mentioned because it would cause too much attention.
LaVonne Q, is short and sweet, she too is very hard to beat. She also will be a loving wife and live her career in married life.
Yvonna G. is tall and small, there's only one for her to fall, his name is Paul and he is also tall. They make the cutest couple walking down the street, he clasps her hand and hold her fan and they speak to all they meet. But she has a career to turn to; a career that comes to very few. She's going to draw some pictures great and her name on the golden plate.
Frances Watson is a junior too. She also likes to build and coo. Her choice is Wendell B. and she stays out late for spooning and some day, I think that she will stand with hubby by the old pine tree, and close by will stand her children three and together they will watch the setting sun which goes down when day is done.
Earl Bruening then is a big he-man. He has blond hair and skin so tan. He is going to be a married man and play with his children in the sand. But he'll leave behind a bloody trail of
Broken hearts and ginger ale and also a dozen or more old maids whom he said he loved but
Never stayed (no one know exact meaning).
And I myself I suppose you know it, will try to be a humble poet, and also be a white capped
Nurse and ride with people to the hearse.
Thus ends the little sketch that I have made in ryme and verse.
This is an attempt to do what Shakespeare failed in. The reader may better judge whether it is more commendable than Shakespeare would have done under the circumstances.
Those responsible for the paper hope it meets the approval of all.
Much has been sacrificed and unsaid for the benefit of ryme.
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